Zoo-time Wild Animal Jokes part 1

 

Q1 What do you call an Elephant Witch Doctor?


 

Q2 What did the Chimpanzee say when his Sister had a Baby?

 
 

Q3 What is a Crocodiles favourite Game?
 
 
Q4 What is worse than a Giraffe with a Sore Throat?
 
 
Q5 What do you get if you Cross a Bear with a Skunk?
 
 
Q6 What is Black and White and Eats like a Horse?
 
 
Q7 Why does a Giraffe have such a Long Neck?
 
 
Q8 Where do Monkeys Buy their Clothes?
 
 
Q9 What do you call an Elephant in a Letterbox?
 
 
Q10 Why do Mummy Kangaroos hate Rainy Days?
 
 


 
Q11 How do Porcupines play Leap Frog?
 
 
Q12 What did the Banana say to the Monkey?
 
 
Q13 What do you call an Elephant who can`t Spell
 
 
Q14 What sort of Dog has no Tail and no Legs?
 
 
Q15 What do Polar Bears like for Lunch?
 
 
Q16 Where did the Monkey go when it lost it`s Tail?
 
 
Q17 Which Animal should you Never play Cards with?
 
 
Q18 What do you call a Leopard who Bathes twice a Day?
 
 
Q19 What is Black and White and Red all Over?
 
 
Q20 What do you call a Lion who ate your Mother`s Sister?
 
 
 

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